Some people have opinions, and some people have convictions......................! What we offer is PERSPECTIVE!

For example...

ALLAN's CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE!

THE LEFT WING IS CRAZY! THE RIGHT WING SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

"BioPanentheism holds that the 'Divine' does not merely pervade the Universe abstractly... but "Experiences Reality" directly and vicariously through the emergence of complex "Biological Consciousness..." making "Life Itself" the Medium of "God’s Awareness!"

BioPanentheism states that the Divine Spark, and Biological Life are distinct but interdependent... with the "Divine Experiencing Reality Vicariously through Conscious Living Beings!" (Sentience is about experiencing... while Sapience is about understanding and reflecting on that experience!)

Sunday, 27 December 2020

Sunday Morning Funnies!

 

An old man walks into the barbershop for a haircut and a shave, but he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. 

 
The barber gets a little red wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and 
tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.


When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the 
cleanest shave he's had in years.  

 

But he wants to know what would have happened, had he swallowed the little red ball.

 
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like 
everyone else does..."

***

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.  While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, 

 "You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just  $100.”

 The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.  They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks,

 "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?”

The American diplomats reply,

"Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."



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